PATCH 9.09
Emails
The Range
Voicemails
"Hi. Since I've been on the team for a while now I figure I could make a request? Feels like I've put in the time and energy. So... Can we get a basketball court for the rec center? Honestly, I'm surprised I even have to ask! How does the VALORANT rec center not have a basketball court? That seems like a major oversight. We have six machines for rowing but no basketball? Come on. And it's not just for me, Skye and Astra said they'd play too. This is for uhhh team building! Okay, if a court is out of the question I would settle for one hoop. I'll even help put it up. Okay, thanks."
"Hey. So here's some shit news. Neon and Fade both told me they've never gone camping before which is ridiculous. Grown women who've never slept under the stars. I'm straight up offended, honestly. So this weekend I'm fixing it, I don't care what you have them signed up for, pick someone else because those two are with me. Alright thanks."